12.3.06

they say i mustn't write about the things i don't know.

so i won't write about why the man on the road never fails to walk by at 9.30 sharp. so i won't write about why the ice cream melts, even when its cold.
i won't write about the stars. i'll pretend they're candy hung in the sky, wrapped in shiny paper like a reward for those who come first in class.
i won't write about colour. i'll pretend africans are being discriminated against because they dance funny.
oh, and i definitely won't write about religion. i'll pretend people are a funky bunch who choose to think they're in the world for pretending to do the same thing differently.
i won't tell a love story, because nobody understands love anyway. i can't tell a hate story, because i have never known passionate hatred.
i won't talk about poverty, because i'm wearing jeans worth 1,500 bucks, a t-shirt worth 500 bucks, listening to music on a stereo worth about 20,000 bucks, typing this into a laptop, whose cost i am not about to imagine.
i won't talk about sex, the closest i got to it was "female" on all the forms i filled.
i won't talk about me, because i don't know half a thing about me, and nobody else knows either, so i can't be helped.

what ever is left to write about, i won't, because i know everything there is to know about it, and writing won't help.

14 comments:

blur said...

hatred with passion, please talk to niv. :-p

shooting star said...

Sooooooo true...and in that case commenting wont help

and to hate someone with passion u have to love someone with passion first......

succubus said...

my fav post by you yet... heart breaking. i believe, that i i type you are having drinks with the boyfriend...grrrr!! suddenly admirations turns to anger... laauu you all the same... great post!!

The Wabbster said...

"...candy hung in the sky, wrapped in shiny paper"

Heh. Amazing.

sinyasi said...

talk about sex babe.. you know my number.. [:P]

Sita said...

blur: hehe.. yaw.. musht take classes..

shooting star: commenting won't help cuz you dont know comments?

succubus: es es. he only was drinking. i was good girl.

wabby: yehre back!

sinyasi: riiiiighhhhhhht!

A Chrysanthemum by any other name... said...

Niiicee

Arcane Crapper said...

"i won't talk about sex, the closest i got to it was "female" on all the forms i filled."

LMAO!!

Nice post Sitey...

Adi said...

you could write abt vodka ;-)

or about rolling on the floor while laughing...

oh wait ... i forgot... u already know all about em ;-)

psychacid said...

Nice.

Manu said...

i think africans are discriminated against cos they have superior sex tools. but then, i dont know abt sex either.
tewific posht yaw!

humor guy the magnificent said...

The bottom line is:

Finally you are going to STOP writting ...Yay, that's amazing \:d/

dreamer said...

heh.enjoyed this post a lot.

sita said...

humor guy: if you don't like the way I write, the next blog button is on the right hand side corner.